woo! dorks!

(For Kim, wherever this may find her)

me: Hey, when you've got a minute, we need to pick your new power for Monday's game.
swartho: Ooh! Can I have Power of Attorney?
me: [sigh] No. [Pause] Ooh! You can have the moon power, though.
swartho: What's that?
me: Well, you can walk up to monsters and say, 'In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!'
swartho: [sigh] Just for that, I'ma gonna keep vacuuming.

I'm not sure, but I think I won that one.